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10 September 2013 @ 01:45 pm
Important NEWS:

UPDATES WILL FOLLOW ON ASIANFANFICS.COM FOR NOW, SINCE I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO EDIT THE POSTS FOR LJ AT THE MOMENT. I'LL KEEP THE ARCHIVE UPDATED TO LET YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LATEST CHAPTERS THAT ARE ONLINE ON AFF.

Thanks for all the comments and support so far. If you liked my stories, please find me in the future and stay tuned for more and new ideas!

>>REITASSUGARLUMP ON AFF.<<
 
 
Current Location: new location
Current Mood: guiltyguilty
 
 
reitassugarlump
23 February 2013 @ 08:42 pm
Title: A stalker's guide
Part: Two - THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS

Author: reitassugarlump
Beta: hinoeuma13
Pairing: eunhyukxdonghae
Rating: pg13, later r & nc17
Genre: humor, daily, romance
Warnings: later manxman
Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with SJ or SM Entertainment nor do I know any of them. This is just eye-candy inspired fiction and purely written for amusement.

Credits: I would like to thank jun_gasm who isn't active on LJ anymore, but who still deserves credit for a fantastic/beautiful/hilarious/brilliant FF called "N.E.R.D. Fucktard Daily". I loved it and it inspired me to write this little piece.
Dedicated to: risakousagi who isn't active on LJ either, and doesn't read smut (anymore) but was the one who got me hooked to k-everything and is a very treasured friend.
Notes: Okay, this is my first every go at writing korean idols. *excitement* Though I am trying my best, I haven't done new characters in a while and need to get used to them first. So please excuse some crudeness in the beginning XD
Notes II: While I try to be as accurate as possible as far as korean culture/habits are concerned I am in no way an expert. I will do my best though to incorporate little tit-bits about local customs and brands to make it distinguishable from, for example, my j-idol stories.


Synopsis. I saw my neighbour naked today. It was an accident, honestly. I am not some creepy stalker. It was not as if I was lying in the wait, peeking through the curtains. But now that I saw him, I might just change that.
But let me explain from the beginning...


THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASSCollapse )
 
 
Current Location: curled up on a carpet
Current Mood: discontentdiscontent
Current Music: Wonderboyz - Tarzan
 
 
reitassugarlump
17 February 2013 @ 12:58 pm
Title: A stalker's guide
Part: One - NEW IN TOWN

Author: reitassugarlump
Beta: hinoeuma13
Pairing: eunhyukxdonghae
Rating: pg13, later r & nc17
Genre: humor, daily, romance
Warnings: later manxman
Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with SJ or SM Entertainment nor do I know any of them. This is just eye-candy inspired fiction and purely written for amusement.

Credits: I would like to thank jun_gasm who isn't active on LJ anymore, but who still deserves credit for a fantastic/beautiful/hilarious/brilliant FF called "N.E.R.D. Fucktard Daily". I loved it and it inspired me to write this little piece.
Dedicated to: risakousagi who isn't active on LJ either, and doesn't read smut (anymore) but was the one who got me hooked to k-everything and is a very treasured friend.
Notes: Okay, this is my first every go at writing korean idols. *excitement* Though I am trying my best, I haven't done new characters in a while and need to get used to them first. So please excuse some crudeness in the beginning XD
Notes II: While I try to be as accurate as possible as far as korean culture/habits are concerned I am in no way an expert. I will do my best though to incorporate little tit-bits about local customs and brands to make it distinguishable from, for example, my j-idol stories.


Synopsis. I saw my neighbour naked today. It was an accident, honestly. I am not some creepy stalker. It was not as if I was lying in the wait, peeking through the curtains. But now that I saw him, I might just change that.
But let me explain from the beginning...

The new apartment, the lock-out, the exhibitionist...Collapse )
 
 
Current Location: Asleep at the desk.
Current Mood: nerdynerdy
Current Music: Roh Ji Hoon - Punishment
 
 
reitassugarlump
16 February 2013 @ 06:55 pm
Hey everybody!

The final chapter of "The tower, the Prince and the Lettuce" is currently being beta-ed and I am already onto new ideas!!

My friend who is an ardent lover of Kpop has suggested I write something else for a change.
Since I also like the genre I thought 'why not?!'

She suggested a few pairings and since I refuse to write smut about anyone younger than me, the choices were narrowed down. (Hell, I am only 23...)

So eventually I decided to go for:

Donghae x Eunhyuk

of Super Junior. I like a lot of their music and they seem to be a very popular pairing as well.
I have already started on the new FF but I still need to do some more "research"
;)
If you get my drift. *cough*

So please feel free to recommend some FFs to me!
Looking forward to your suggestions!!

:3
 
 
Current Location: Chaotic attic
Current Mood: exanimateexanimate
Current Music: SJ - Gulliver
 
 
reitassugarlump
03 February 2013 @ 12:26 pm

Title: The Tower, the Prince and the Lettuce
Part: Three

Author: reitassugarlump
Beta: hinoeuma13
Pairing: Ruki & Reita
Rating: g
Genre humor, fairy tale
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Inspired by and loosely based on “Rapunzel” by the Brothers Grimm. I don’t own, nor know any of the men and solely write for the fun of it.
Notes: This is the first one shot of a series I have in mind, which will give some of Grimm’s Fairy tales a new twist. However whether or not I will write any more sequels will depend on your feedback on this story.

Synopsis:  When dashing Prince Uruha sets out to find a bride to take home to his kingdom, he gets more than he bargained for. He gets lost in a dense forest, comes upon a tower, hears the most beautiful voice and is determined to get the girl. But before he even starts to scale the wall there is his faithful valet, the enchantress and the hair to deal with…


Friend or foe?Collapse )
 
 
Current Location: Daydream
Current Mood: grumpygrumpy
Current Music: Despicable me - Pharell Williams
 
 
 
reitassugarlump
16 January 2013 @ 07:17 pm

Title:  The Tower, the Prince and the Lettuce
Part: Two

Author reitassugarlump
Beta:  hinoeuma13
Pairing Ruki & Reita
Rating: g
Genre humor, fairy tale
Warnings:  none
Disclaimer:  Inspired by and loosely based on “Rapunzel” by the Brothers Grimm. I don’t own, nor know any of the men and solely write for the fun of it.
Notes:  This is the first one shot of a series I have in mind, which will give some of Grimm’s Fairy tales a new twist. However whether or not I will write any more sequels will depend on your feedback on this story.

Synopsis:  When dashing Prince Uruha sets out to find a bride to take home to his kingdom, he gets more than he bargained for. He gets lost in a dense forest, comes upon a tower, hears the most beautiful voice and is determined to get the girl. But before he even starts to scale the wall there is his faithful valet, the enchantress and the hair to deal with…


Up the Tower...Collapse )
 
 
Current Location: Icy Lake
Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: I Yah - Boyfriend
 
 
reitassugarlump
11 December 2012 @ 06:30 pm

Title: Santa, baby!
Oneshot

Author: reitassugarlump
Pairing: Uruha & Ruki
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: fluff, kissing, smut, man x man blowjob
Beta: hinoeuma13
Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with them. This is all fiction.
Notes: Because there is only one man who looks hot in a sexy Santa costume.
Notes II: hanks for all the comments on my stories so far! *////* It's really encouraging!!! So here's a piece of Christmas smut for all of you!
Note III: or everybody who voted for a bondage/S&M theme, don't worry. I'll keep it in mind ;)

Summary: Contrary to common belief Santa Clause is NOT a jolly fat man with an enormous beard, but a young, tall and handsome man. And he is certainly not jolly. Business is tough these years; kids want electronic devices that constantly cause production errors in the “toy fabricator”, the elves lack discipline and worst of all, the list of believers gets shorter every year. What to do? When Ruki goes around spreading Christmas dissent, Santa has had enough. He decides to make a personal call.

Down the chimney...Collapse )

 
 
Current Location: Winter Wonderland
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Frank Sinatra & Troublemaker
 
 
reitassugarlump
16 November 2012 @ 08:48 pm
Poll-time!

The fairy tale is still in progress and I will work on it diligently.
Yet I am excited to write another one shot soon.
So please give me some feedback on what you would like to read. It's sort of my christmas present to you :)

Would you like to read some Secret Santa smut? Since Christmas is coming up I get all cheesy and Winter Wonderland-y :3
Or would you rather have me write some kinky, fetish, bondage sort of thing? 


Poll #1879265 Next FF genre
This poll is closed.

What would like to read next?

Christmas Smut
3(60.0%)
S&M / Fetish
2(40.0%)
 
 
Current Location: Jacuzzi-Heaven
Current Mood: energeticenergetic
Current Music: Roh Ji Hoon - Punishment
 
 
reitassugarlump
16 November 2012 @ 10:29 am

Title: Cocktails with Umbrellas
Oneshot

Author: reitassugarlump
Pairing: Reita & Aoi
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: alcohol, kissing, smut, public sex
Beta: hinoeuma13
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I don't know them nor am I in any way associated with them.
Notes: I wrote something about Cocktails in an FF long ago and wanted to explore the topic some more.
Note II: This is a looooooooooooooooooooooong one shot. Simply for the reason that splitting it into parts would not have been possible. I hope you like it anyway and read until the end :) Feel free to comment!

Synopsis:  The popular night club “toxic” has a new bartender, who is reputed to be the best in the business. Aoi, Uruha, Ruki und Kai set out to test the skills of the “new guy”. They soon find themselves disinhibited by the effects of alcohol in the enticing world of sugar frosted sundae glasses and rainbow coloured cocktails with umbrellas in them.






pour the drinks...Collapse )

 
 
Current Location: In my own sand castle!
Current Mood: deviousdevious
Current Music: DBSK/TVXQ
 
 
reitassugarlump
08 November 2012 @ 11:26 am


Title: The Tower, the Prince and the Lettuce
Part: One

Author: reitassugarlump
Beta: hinoeuma13
Pairing: Ruki & Reita
Rating: g
Genre: humor, fairy tale
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Inspired by and loosely based on “Rapunzel” by the Brothers Grimm. The introduction is my own translation of the original German text. I don’t own, nor know any of the boys and solely write for the fun of it.
Notes: This is the first one shot of a series I have in mind, which will give some of Grimm’s Fairy tales a new twist. However whether or not I will write any more sequels will depend on your feedback on this story.

Synopsis: When dashing Prince Uruha sets out to find a bride to take home to his kingdom, he gets more than he bargained for. He gets lost in a dense forest, comes upon a tower, hears the most beautiful voice and is determined to get the girl. But before he even starts to scale the wall there is his faithful valet, the enchantress and the hair to deal with…


Who would name their child after a lettuce?Collapse )
 
 
Current Location: Fairytale
Current Mood: geekygeeky
Current Music: Butterfly - SJ